The Overlord Show
Minions at a glance
How do I clean my Minion?
For best results, treat your Minion like a rug: Hang them over a rail and beat them until no dust or dirt remains.
Are Minions child-friendly?
That depends on how fast your child can run.
I have a cat, can I have a Minion too?
Minions will have no problems with any other pet you may have. Please note this may not work the other way round.
Are Minions carbon neutral?
Although Minions are clean and efficient, a lot of what they do results in smoke and fire, which has been known to make Mother Earth cry. But burnt down villages produce zero emissions, so in a way they're eco warriors.
How do I communicate with my Minion?
Minions understand most human languages, but for best results use violence.
How long can I make a Minion work?
Minions are not unionised and have no helpline, charity or activists. Go nuts.
How long do Minions live?
We're not really sure as no Minion has ever died due to natural causes.
How can I tell the gender of my Minion?
You should never try to do that. Ever.
Should I neuter my Minion?
Only if you think it's funny.
How many Minions do I need?
That depends on what job you need done. A single Minion can easily mutilate the postman,
but you need at least a dozen for world domination.